never a dull moment
From: Simon Wright
To: Kristie Bradfield
yesterday we had this weird discussion on what piece of furniture everyone in the office would be..
apparently i was an ultra-sleek brushed aluminium B&O electric toothbrush.
i never got a good explanation on that either
From: Kristie Bradfield
To: Simon Wright
Makes sense really.
SW: what? the toothbrush?
KB: yep
SW: scowl
KB: Don’t scowl
SW: why? do I look like a toothbrush when I do that?
KB: You tell me?
SW: it's hard to tell without a mirror.
KB: True.
SW: you sound like you've been there
KB: Oh yeah. Many a time.
SW: brush, or floss?
KB: floss
SW: i hear ya girl. but hey, at least it wasn't listerine.
KB: True. That stuff is volatile
SW: I don't think I can keep this up
KB: I can banter til the cows come home to roost
SW: I meant the whole facade of… hang on… cows roost? damn, you really are a city girl.
KB: Well I would have picked a toothbrush had I thought of it, so now I guess you are stuck with it.
SW: stuck with it? you make it sound like a bad thing! what if people admire toothbrush-esque qualities?
KB: Yeah…
SW: damnit, a man can dream, can't he?
KB: Sure…
SW: incidentally, this should go up on one of our sites…
KB: Heheh yeah
SW: my tactful change of topic worked! muahahaha…
Posted on Thursday, October 3, 2002 and filed under .
