just give up
I swear the jokes in Christmas crackers are getting worse every year. This year's gems:
A tourist on holiday in Sydney decided to visit the zoo. After visiting all the animals, following the signs to various cages, he spent half an hour looking for the exit. Eventually he gave up, deciding it must have escaped.
Q: What happens to cats that don't shave?
A: Whiskers
He took the defeat like a man - he blamed it on his wife!
Why did you become a baked? I because I kneaded the dough!
Those are their exclamation marks, not mine, by the way.
Posted on Thursday, December 26, 2002 and filed under Life.
