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Crackers

I've ranted about this in previous years, but the "jokes" in this year's Christmas crackers deserve a mention.

Q: Why are robots never afraid?
A: Because they've got nerves of steel.

Hyuk, hyuk.

There was also this politically-dubious gem:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. But if you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy. If she has a headache, she's tired but if you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

Posted on Wednesday, December 28, 2005 and filed under Photos.

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We discussed the merits of cracker jokes around the table.

Questions that arose:

a) Would there be market for creating decent jokes for crackers

b) Would it be worth while? Do people expect bad (i.e. not funny) jokes?

Hmmm...

Posted by: Myles on January 2, 2006

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